Going mainstream

I don't have any idea what I'm going to put in this, but I like the title; it draws attention and sounds interesting; I guess I am an awesome writer. Today's story is how to make everyone pay attention to your presentation during a meeting as quickly as possible.

Hmm... There are several ways, but I think the easiest one is to take your penis out. Especially if you're a woman.
Unless you're American. They respect your right to express yourself. Unless you're an Arab.

Oh yes, I am such an awesome writer.