Nope, still out (Part VII)

A tad longer than a previous one that was really short, but I need the money. Brevity is not something you can cash on for too long.

I am currently out of office with random email access, which means I'm only reading random emails from random mailboxes and there are considerable chances of similarly random responses. If your email is important to at least one of us -if that one is me- you may text me, IM me or call me. If it's not that important to the one of us that is me, you may send me another email. I cannot evaluate its importance right now, so I leave that for you to judge because I trust you.

If this was about the $800M from your Nigerian uncle please come back with more details because it definitely sounds important, but only if you're serious about it. I have already had my heart and pockets broken a few times by other very rich people your uncle probably knew.

The normal email-answering schedule will resume on 5 Dec. Which means you won't get an automated response like this (yes, I like you but not that much to write it every time to remind you of when I'll be back in the office). Pretty much everything else remains the same in terms of randomness. Until then, I hope you can find some confort in the fact that I trust you and I like you.

In case you're interested, it is 5 Dec. precisely because my regional settings can indicate days in the calendar without the need for st, nd, rd or th appended to the number indicating the day of the month.