Twitter. I don't have one.

Hello, I am pretty russian girl, bored tonight... What?... No, this is not why I wrote. Would you be interested in a Swiss watch? Can't afford it? It's cheap. Still can't afford it? Contact my uncle in Nigeria, he will help you. And maybe he'll have sex with you, too.

When even nasty girls that send you spam don't want to have sex with you and you can't even afford a fake Breitling, maybe you spend too much time on twitter.