28 July, 2008

Army clothes may look cool, but not on your fat teenager ass

Likewise, There are 10 kinds of people... t-shirts are funny, but not when worn by people that have no idea what it means (or googled for the explanation before buying) and RTFM doesn't make me laugh when I see it on a colleague who looked the acronym up from her 8-toolbars-browser.
Why don't you stick to the things you're good at? You never hear sysadmins say VAT or balance to sound cool. And when they say registry, it has a different meaning.

So, please, don't put "I'm a hacker" on your clothes when you can't even find out your own machine's IP unassisted.

If you insist on expressing your personality by having some text on your chest, at least don't steal from people you're secretly hating whenever you see "Access denied" instead of NSFW clips. Use your imagination for a change. Who knows, it may be funny or interesting. (Seriously now, we all know it won't...)

Go for "I know your salary", leave "I read your email" to guys that don't take 20 minutes to open their own mail. (And yes, they know your salary, too...)

As for me, I prefer blank t-shirts.
I have no personality and I'm cheap.

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