Hello, I am pretty russian girl, bored tonight... What?... No, this is not why I wrote. Would you be interested in a Swiss watch? Can't afford it? It's cheap. Still can't afford it? Contact my uncle in Nigeria, he will help you. And maybe he'll have sex with you, too.
When even nasty girls that send you spam don't want to have sex with you and you can't even afford a fake Breitling, maybe you spend too much time on twitter.
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hey, twitter CAN be fun.
here are three reasons why :
@Jesus_M_Christ Jesus Christ
To the untrained eye, really great sex and exorcisms are indistinguishable.
http://twitter.com/#!/Jesus_M_Christ
The Dark Lord
@Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
Why do people burn books in the name of religion? Don't like it, don't read it. Jesus might love you but everyone else thinks you suck.
MartyFLawrence MartinNot lawrence
I might be crazy, but you stupid and medicine doesn’t fix that!
http://twitter.com/#!/MartyFLawrence
Big tits can also be fun. I don't have two.
Problem solved.
I have twitter now.
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