Nope, still not in the office (part 3 of at least 3)

Thank you very much for your email. Your email is important to me. I don’t know what’s in it, but I trust you to not to write unnecessary things that I have no use for. There are unnecessary things I have use for, though, and I’m perfectly fine with those. There is a distinct distinction here. I hope your email falls in the latter category. Or maybe in the ‘interesting’ category. The category of items that are both interesting and have some use for me. I hope I’ve covered all categories, and based on that hope I will move on. Actually, wait, there is also the category of interesting things that I have no use for, like how crickets make those sounds, or how Burmese pythons manage to find their home from a long way away. I will not read your email now, but I will read it when I come back. Probably. And I hope I won’t be disappointed. Hopefully. Sometimes, I delete emails to avoid disappointment. Just to be on the safe side, as there may be something unnecessary on uninteresting and for which I have no use. You should see some of the things that land in my mailbox. Not from you, though, of course. I trust you. Anyway, I still won’t read your email now. Now I’m not in the office. On the other hand, you’re getting a response before I have actually read your email. If you were inquiring about some things that are interesting but I have no interest use for, spot on. In other cases, we’ll probably continue this after I’ve read your email. How about next month, second half? Are you busy then?